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1985 Turbo Unicorn™
Price: Only $9,999.99*! (*And your soul)
This beast has flames painted ON THE FLAMES. 0 to 60 in “who knows?” It’s got a custom glitter vinyl interior that makes you feel like you’re driving on the moon, but with way more danger. Act now before it disintegrates!!
1979 Brick of Power
Price: $5,555 (Includes 5 bricks)
Straight out of your neighbor's dreams and into your worst nightmare! This solid hunk of metal has the aerodynamic profile of a brick wall—because it is one. Feel the G-force as you hit speeds of 30 MPH downhill with a tailwind. It's practically indestructible... or at least that’s what Carl says.
1987 Laser Falcon™
Price: $12,345.67 (Not including flux capacitor)
The future is NOW. This baby is decked out with every gadget imaginable: flip-up headlights, CD player, and a button that does absolutely nothing but looks cool when you press it. If you’ve ever wanted to feel like a movie star from 1987, this is the ride for you. Batteries not included.
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*Prices subject to change every time Carl looks at the car. Actual cars may or may not exist.